Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“The recasting of fetuses as babies – tiny people who feel pain and are in need of society’s protection – amounts to… — Willie Parker Copy Share Image
I am an actress, a producer, a philanthropist, a wife, and above all a mommy to my beautiful babies, Leonardo and Valentino. — Joyce Giraud Copy Share Image
“You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.” — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
I know that a mother, no matter how impoverished or uneducated, will do anything to save her babies. — Jane Chen Copy Share Image
Babies have millions of brain cells. They are like light bulbs waiting to be turned on. Don't wait for them to go… — Tony Buzan Copy Share Image
“Well, you know what they say about babies.” The soul eater smirked. “What’s that?” “Don’t underestimate the amount of shit they can… — Samantha Young Copy Share Image
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Every time we rock our babies in the night, we bring order back to a disordered world. Every time we look down… — Ben Shapiro Copy Share Image
When looking at the evidence of feeding on large prey, you can see every size tooth from hatchling to adult in one… — Robert T. Bakker Copy Share Image
My waist used to be tiny. I just saw a picture of Miley Cyrus with a little crop top and low pants,… — Camila Alves Copy Share Image
If a hamster has too many babies she knows she cannot carry, she not only abandons them, but she eats them. That… — Isabella Rossellini Copy Share Image
One way to make a baby cry is to expose it to cries of other babies. There's sort of contagiousness to the… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
Babies are a nuisance, of course. But so does everything seem to be that is worthwhile - husbands and books and committees… — Vera Brittain Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they… — Max Jerry Horovitz Copy Share Image
Childhood is a fundamental part of all human lives, parents or not, since that's how we all start out. And yet babies… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
My father was 64 when I was conceived, my mother 38, which was late for babies in the 1940s. — John Major Copy Share Image
Back in the early '40s, they used to call Down syndrome infants and babies 'mongoloids.' It's very hard for parents. — Chris Burke Copy Share Image
“Babies get more infections, more allergies and are more likely to die if they get complementary foods before six months.57” — Gabrielle Palmer Copy Share Image
You might as well say that the woman lies on top of the man when they are making the babies. — Chinua Achebe Copy Share Image
My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from… — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
My mom always said, 'Marry someone smarter than yourself, Katee, because No. 1, you're not that smart. And No. 2, then you'll… — Katee Sackhoff Copy Share Image
No better feeling that a peaceful baby sleeping on your chest...wonder what he's dreaming about? — Hilary Duff Copy Share Image
“As he took them in his arms, the crying of the babies permeated the night like a trail of blood calling out… — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
“Ann: How my heart has ached. How empty I have felt. How I’ve ached to hold my two babies.” — K. Howard Joslin Copy Share Image
When your songs are like your babies, even the one that you know aren't great, you still love. — Cody Johnson Copy Share Image
It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.Five or six do not require nearly so… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of… — Chanel Iman Copy Share Image
I felt so much closer to my mother after I had babies. It bonds a mother and daughter more. — Sharmila Tagore Copy Share Image
A startup for entrepreneurs is like a baby, and I have five babies so far - experienced father. — Jack Ma Copy Share Image
That's the miracle of babies, their ability to lay bare the tender, beating hearts of raging assholes. — Heather Armstrong Copy Share Image
It is far easier to explain to a three-year-old how babies are made than to explain the processes whereby bread or sugar… — Dervla Murphy Copy Share Image
We all parent the best we can. Being human, we're ambivalent. We want perfection for our babies, but we also need sleep. — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
When I was pregnant with Alijah, little Hank would have all these questions. Where do babies come from? So I was open… — Kendra Wilkinson Copy Share Image
If the human body recognized agony and frustration, people would never run marathons, have babies, or play baseball. — Carlton Fisk Copy Share Image
My body will never go back to what it was, and I wouldn't expect it to after three babies. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
Babies were dangerous . . . they made you fall in love before you knew what was happening. — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
I'm the oldest of six children and I had my own first baby when I was 23. So I've always been interested… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
“We're looking at the coming of spring like we look at the coming of babies we never considered aborting; Hopeful.” — Darnell Lamont Walker Copy Share Image
Babies are endlessly fascinating to look at and I'm obsessed about their complete and utter lack of guile. — Minnie Driver Copy Share Image
