Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll wait until April Fools is over to inform you that obviously you have no idea where my clitoris is located. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools' is exhausting. I can't wait for tomorrow when I can return to blindly accepting everything I hear. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I bought 13 alarm clocks and set them to go off at 5AM and put them all over my girlfriend's room. She… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry Mr Lichtenstein, but your January birthday means only one thing and that's you're probably conceived on April Fools Day.” — Olivia Lichtenstein Copy Share Image
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
As a wise man once said, April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I trust you not to pull any April Fool's Day pranks because I trust you'll still think it's March. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swapped my neighbor's newspaper with last years newspaper from the same date. He didn't even notice! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Just a friendly reminder Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
