To avoid confusion, I'm waiting until tomorrow to tell you I'm pregnant. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“April Fools Day lets too many people think they are funny and so I don’t support that.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
April Fools day is coming up but who cares cause my life is a joke every day of the year... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm comfortable with any April Fool's Day hoax outside of a multi-billion dollar Ponzi scheme. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one... Just like any other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doing your taxes on April Fool's Day seems like a perfectly legitimate way to defraud the government. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females don't have any better April Fools' Day jokes besides 'I'm pregnant'? People wouldn't be shocked hearing that from most of you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your April Fools Day prank this year was 'I'm pregnant' then you're an idiot and lack originality and need to go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as its not happening to you. Please dont make others fool on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I intend to abuse your kind, trusting nature for the sake of my own moderate, short-lived amusement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's make sure our harmless prank doesn't cause long-term psychological damage to scores of innocent civilians. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to go ahead and assume that setting me up with your highly undatable friend was your attempt at an April… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really wish I didn't have to remind you that staging a murder is not an appropriate April Fool's Day prank. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a heads up not to worry about any April Fool's Day pranks because I'll be too depressed that it's Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry your unhealthy lifestyle makes cardiac arrest a feasible outcome from an April Fool's joke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ¦.???¦. Its APRIL 1ST ¦. If she accepts its your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is April 1, April Fools' Day, a day that people try to fool their friends and relatives. Don't confuse that with… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
Just a warning that on April Fool's Day my natural distrust of others will be ratcheted up to a level bordering on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fact 1 You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue Fact 2 After reading this 99 100 idiots would try it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude? Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man I love april fools day eccept the part I get pranked one tip: DO NOT play pranks on ppl if u… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
The best day to propose to a girl is on April Fools Day. If she says yes, then good. But, if she… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible you've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not to alarm you, but I was hoping you could help me procure a flame retardant jumpsuit for April Fool's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Go to a park with shades on and a hoodie, wait until someone asks you which kid is yours and say I… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
April Fools Day prank for a friend: post their car and phone number on craigslist for dirt cheap and watch the phone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing you pull on me this April Fool's Day could be worse than anything that's already happened to me this year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fools comes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
Isnt it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fools Day and ends with cries of 'May Day!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could just change your birthday to April 1st, watch everyone write happy birthday on your Facebook wall, and at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
