To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Then he reached up and tore my shirtfront open. "Not much to see, is there?" I said, struggling to talk with a… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
Ooo, let’s see, I need to get my spicy barbecue sauce. Definitely some oven mitts, ‘cause he’s gonna be hot from being… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
There are freaky talking mannequins in the Salem Witch Museum that recite the Lord's Prayer and while they do resemble shrunken apples… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
And what is more melancholy than the old apple-trees that linger about the spot where once stood a homestead, but where there… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
As a general rule, when something gets elevated to apple-pie status in the hierarchy of American values, you have to suspect that… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
All through time in Apple products, even from our very first ones, that's how he [Steve Jobs] looked at the world, that… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
Naturally, Coach Hedge went ballistic; but Percy found it hard to take the satyr seriously since he was barely five feet tall.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I have never left the company. I keep a tiny residual salary to this day because that's where my loyalty should be… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
The Universe is a pretty big place... And the one thing I know about nature is it hates to waste anything. So… — John Burroughs Copy Share Image
So that’s our approach. Very simple, and we’re really shooting for Museum of Modern Art quality. The way we’re running the company,… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
In short, what the living wage is really about is not living standards, or even economics, but morality. Its advocates are basically… — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
There is something about very cold weather that gives one an enormous appetite. Most of us find ourselves beginning to crave rich… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
The natural term of an apple-pie is but twelve hours. It reaches its highest state about one hour after it comes from… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
The history of the Internet is, in part, a series of opportunities missed: the major record labels let Apple take over the… — James Surowiecki Copy Share Image
The mind/body connection is like a telephone line - many telephone lines, in fact, teeming with information. Small things like drinking an… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
“Dutifully, the Count put the spoon in his mouth. In an instant, there was the familiar sweetness of fresh honey—sunlit, golden, and… — Amor Towles Copy Share Image
You point your feet out too much when you walk,” Will went on. He was busy polishing an apple on his shirtfront,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
If you were the first person ever to design an application for the iPhone and you patented it, you would be very,… — Dhani Harrison Copy Share Image
This religion teaches that 6,000 years ago God made the first man out of dust - not even mud - and the… — Charles Chilton Moore Copy Share Image
When I write "paradise" I mean not only apple trees and golden women but also scorpions and tarantulas and flies, rattlesnakes and… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
“Mathias remembered that once when he was a boy, he'd gone up to a pile of red apples that lay in the… — Riccardo Bruni Copy Share Image
Close to the Gates a spacious Garden lies, From the Storms defended and inclement Skies; Four Acres was the allotted Space of… — Homer Copy Share Image
You notice that the Democrats are totally unified. I mean, you know they're dragging Algore back out? Algore is being dragged out… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You know, you still owe me pancakes. I think I could go for…apple cinnamon ones now. “ “Apple cinnamon? You sure are… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
A kiss about apple pie a la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when… — Francesca Lia Block Copy Share Image
I usually eat six times a day, small meals. For breakfast, an egg and a corn tortilla, salsa and cilantro, and some… — Sprague Grayden Copy Share Image
O.K." "Gee I'm glad." "Me too. I'm so sick of hot dogs and beer and apple pie with cheese on the side… — James M. Cain Copy Share Image
But truth be told, I'm not as dour-looking as I would like. I'm stuck with this round, sweetie-pie face, tiny heart-shaped lips,… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
He Looked and smelt like Autumn's very brother, his face being sunburnt to wheat-colour, his eyes blue as corn-flowers, his sleeves and… — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
how we rolled up the carpet so we could dance, and the days were bright red, and every time we kissed there… — Richard Siken Copy Share Image
Look back to the old days: people bought an MS DOS machine and struggled with it for weeks to bring it up… — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
This is more than just having a vision. You can see the difference in the often-cited way in which Steve Jobs brought… — Warren G. Bennis Copy Share Image
I don't know what in the hell's going on with cranberries, but they're getting in all the other juices. Whoever the salesman… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Catching the apple doesn't overturn the law of gravity or the formulation of a new law. It's merely an intervention of a… — William Lane Craig Copy Share Image
“Apples Ma's apple blossoms have turned to hard green balls. To eat them now, so tart, would turn my mouth inside out,… — Karen Hesse Copy Share Image
Facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
The thing that drives me and my colleagues at both Apple and Pixar is that you see something very compelling to you,… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
In a manner which matches the fortuity, if not the consequence, of Archimedes' bath and Newton's apple, the [3.6 million year old]… — John Reader Copy Share Image
John Sculley ruined Apple and he ruined it by bringing a set of values to the top of Apple which were corrupt… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
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