You can't say happiness without saying Ha, penis. I JUST DIED! Why do I find stupid things like this so funny??Oh Tumblr.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: I respect everybody's opinions. Person: Your favorite band sucks. Me: You ignorant fuck, do you want to die? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on here in awhile guys. It just seemed so weird for a while. I love the lines it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We live in a society where it's more socially acceptable to be a teenage parent than gay. Let that sink in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear camera whores, this is Facebook. Not an online application for a job as a prostitute. Sincerely, put some clothes on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and you're stomach decides to sound like a dying whale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
P.S I Love You. You guys are probably getting tired of the romantic/sad movies, but they are my favorites, I don't know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God not created woman only for fulfill men's physical desire but also because of are created the women that can make men's… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
As you get older, you feel you have wasted fifteen precious years of your life out of the last thirty. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
What You can want to do if you know that, upcoming day after tomorrow is last day in your life.? I'm not… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Why is that when Snooki gets pregnant, the whole world knows in seconds. But when 30,000 children in Africa get kidnapped it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alright.. I Feel Like You Guys Aren't Active Enough.. So Lets Play A Game! What Game Do You Guys Wanna Play?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't worry girls, You will find someone who will ruin your lipstick instead of your mascara — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An diligent people doesn't like to wasting themselves efforts in resolving a problem. But also he wasting their efforts to avoid any… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I do something...and í everybody thinks its dumb. Somebody popular does the same thing...and everybody thinks its AMAZING. x — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It looks like that the like+share on Facebook can donate money,get medicines for people with cancer, cure deceases, and say RIP… Ever… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's advice time!! Inbox the page your problems... and we will answer them IN theinbox Anything… all us admins are here to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying we can still be friends after a breakup is like saying,hey the dog died but we can still keep it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the benefits, to proving himself in the eyes of others, if you have had to fall in their own eyes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't been on guys, I know, but if I'm not on for a few days, it's because of Hurricane Sandy, Imight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should be require three most important things for spending your life. Water. Oxygen and Love. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
This is one of the only movies that I knew the ending to, but I still bawled like a baby when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That smart question facebook ppl always ask. Whats your name?-And your name is displayed right there -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you screw tehe word up so much even autocorrect can't figure it out . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I was scared ofthe dark. Now, when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the light!(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = Myspace. Before Myspace = MSN. Before MSN = Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was one thing that you would want to do for the rest of your life. What would it be? (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4)… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You really love him don't you? A simple question. Not a single name mentioned, but someone came to your mind, didn't he? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys may flirt with a million different girls, but before they goto sleep, they always think aboutthe girl they truly love — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just made this, but I don't know if it should be the cover. 20+ likes for it to be the cover — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: You look like your Mom! Haha Friend: How? Me: You just doo... Hahaha Friend: Do I really have that many wrinkles?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when teachers say, You think it's funny? Obviously it is,if it wasn't I wouldn't be laughing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having those weird conversations with your friends& thinking if anyone heard us right now, we'd be put into a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A normal person prays to God, 'Don't give me problems.' but a great person prays to God, 'Give me the power to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
