Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was kid, 'You're not invited to my party.' was the worst insult ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I promise you sweetheart, I will stop loving you on February 30. Till then, I'm all yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GUY Friends are the BOMB. They're hilarious, cool, fun to hang out with, NO awkwardness… íuntil you start to LIKE one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going in the pool; Ready, we'll jump in together on1,2,3! Both of you run up to the pool then watching your friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I hate most about myself? My body weight/figure. My friend are all twigs and make me look like an oompa loompa. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Zayn, hi babe. where do I begin? you're perfect. I love yourlaugh, voice, face, & accent. you think american girls don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you study SO hard for an exam, & you readthe first question & you're Like WTF where was this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate being tired in school and thinking I'm going to take a napas soon as I get home and then when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: Do you like football? A: I'm a cheerleader so I have to watch football and I like it. My one and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 50 years, people wont remember the clothes you wore, theyll remember how you made them feel. Think before you speak — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're late to class and everyonestares at you like you've just killed someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ln PE class, there's always that one person who thinks it's the damn olympics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinking you stepped into Antarctica when actually, you've only stepped outta the shower. :c — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys, if you wear a hat, prepare for it to be taken by us. Sincerely, Girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when Im at school nothing crazy happens but as soon as I miss a day something crazy pops off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doing the 'I'm thinking really hard face' when the teacher looks at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you realize you're chewing on a bowered pencil/pen — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I try to study, I alwaysend up laying on my bed doing some random shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear inventor of tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone ? (o_O) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Dora, just one question... How do you get your shirt over your head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HAHAHA you blinked! Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face... Idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fiend a heart that will love you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Omg, he is so fucking hot! Don't tell him I like him, okay?Yeah, sure - Hey, guess who likes you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Got Bored and Wanted to Make a Vampire Fanfic haha (: Can You Guys Tell me What you think? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Crush, If your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OK, I'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 í,9,9,9,9,9,9, … — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys! I was camping and then had school and I finally can get on! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
