Lets face it, we all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you call someone ugly it doesn't make them ugly, it just proves how ugly on the inside YOU are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, You've paired last names with your name to see if they sounded good together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending a risky text & thinking..Oh god, they hate me, if they don't respond within 30 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, remember when you had acrush on _____ Wait. What. Pshh. No. That never happened. Why would you think that? Of course not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're having the best dream ever and wake up, does anyone else ever try to fall back asleep to finish the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This hot guy next to me in class just fell asleep. Maybe I should fall asleep too...so I can tell my friends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop and Facbeook? When I was 10, I felt cool with my new markers. : — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone wants to be in your life, they'll make an effort to be in it. Don't bother reserving a space on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how messed up you think you are, there will always be someone that loves you and still thinks you're amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being addicted to texting someone.. Then they suddenly stop texting back, & you find yourself checking your phone constantly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your funny swwet caring and oh my so daring you have this crazy vibe that evn I cant describe you turn the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Change Of plans.. I'm Not Posting a Video of Me Singing Beaucse I Sound Like a Dieing Cat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can you please be serious ? Ok,ok... I'm gonna be serious now.*DEEP BREATH..* *Bursts out laughing* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one? who shakes the magic 8 ball till I get the answer I want? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Be who your are not who everyone wants you to be I mean look at you your amazing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how… after an argument I think about more clever stuff I could of said — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: ________ & 57 others like this. Me: Y U NO JUST SAY 58 PEOPLE LIKE IT?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into the pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: Can I have a piece of gum? Me: Yeah, just don't say you got it from me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't stand my long distance relationship anymore … I'm moving the fridge to my room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 hour movie, 30 second sex scene. Guess which part your parents happen to walk in on? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to try and get 5,000 soon,so I am gonna try and do the shoutouts on the walls like we used… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get annoyed when I solve a hard math problem to find out later that answer is 0. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if I have a closet full of clothes, there's NOTHING TO WEAR! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lol. I'm at a hotel and theres no spoons in the room, so I'm eatingnutella with a straw. -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is there a show calledWhen animals attack? It shouldbe called When stupid people go near dangerous animals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
