It is ironic that it doesn't matter how successful I am in…

Often you read something about yourself, and either you've been ironic, and that doesn't work in print, or it paraphrases something that you said,…

— Simon Pegg

“He calls himself working class, which I think is a bit ironic since he doesn’t work.”

— Ida Løkås

I'm married. I have three children. I have a mortgage to pay. The plumbing breaks and the yard needs trimming. However, what my wife…

— John Eldredge

“She watched his other wife and their two children climb from the limousine & walk into the church.”

— Bernadette Marie

“Nothing sobers a wandering philosophical imagination like the thought of having a wife and children to support.”

— John Piper

Hee that hath a wife and children wants not businesse.

— George Herbert

A liberal is a socialist with a wife and two children

— Anonymous

How, frequently, some murder'd man appear'd, To tell his wife and children who had done it...

— Bill Vaughan

A mans morality depends on how he treats his wife, children and friends, and how he lives his life.

— Anonymous

“What is a woman? Her brothers' sister, her father's daughter, Her husband's wife, her children's mother”

— David Elliott

I've got one young family by the first wife, with four children.

— Merle Haggard

... wife and children are a kind of discipline of humanity.

— Francis Bacon

My wife and I had children when we were children ourselves.

— John Updike

I couldn't see tying myself down with a middle-aged woman with four children, even though the woman was my wife and the children were…

— Joseph Heller

“But the reality hit home late that night. I had a wife. And now two children. And however hard I worked, I would always…

— Masaji Ishikawa