France Quote by Zinedine Zidane

If God exists, there's no way he's French

— Andrea Pirlo

Around here, we're as happy as God in France.

— Herman Koch

I lifted my eyes to the heavens and asked for help because if God exists, there's no way he's French.

— Andrea Pirlo

I can never forgive God for having invented the French

— Peter Ustinov

Many people make their own God; and he is much what the French may mean when they talk of le bon Dieu,--very indulgent, rather…

— Julius Charles Hare

After the events of the 20th century, God, quite reasonably, left Europe. But He's still here in the United States.

— P. J. O'Rourke

God was in Christ, reconciling the world.

— Lamin Sanneh

“Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as a God”

— anonymise

The French media back French players.

— Javier Pastore

“What was after the universe? Nothing. But was there anything round the universe to show where it stopped before the nothing place began? It…

— James Joyce

But the French writers always had more originality and independence than others, and that regulator, which elsewhere was religion, long since ceased to exist…

— Henryk Sienkiewicz

Whoever invented soccer should be worshipped as God.

— Hugo Sanchez