Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast Quote by Yuval Noah Harari

Apes had it worked out. No ape would philosophize, "The mountain is, and is not." They would think, "The banana is. I will eat…

— Terry Pratchett

“Life is sometimes to be a monkey with a monkey, to be a dog with a dog, a bird with a bird, water with…

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were looking for…

— David Simpson

For talking monkeys to speak of truth is hubris of the highest degree. Where is it writ large that talking monkeys should be able…

— Terence McKenna

3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen you two...there's…

— Damian Marley

“I wouldn’t know how to seduce a monkey into eating a banana.”

— Paula Garner

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“Human beings wear clothing and walk upright, but when you take that away, we're nothing but monkeys.”

— Osamu Tezuka

“Papers identify monkeys, not the human spirit.”

— Abhijit Naskar

“Today religious nuts outnumber monkey nuts in the world.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

“The monkey liked most humans. They left food cans outside their homes for his family to rummage through in the morning sun. Some yelled…

— Cole Alpaugh

“...given sufficient ignorance, one can doubt evolution....”

— Steven E. Landsburg