Quote by Young Jeezy

“Sweetie, there’s nothing ‘just’ about being a plumber. We are literally the person everyone calls when the shit hits the floor.”

— Tracy Ewens

she thinks I'm psycho cause I like to rhyme her name with things.

— Taylor Swift

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

— Steven Wright

She's explosive I'm not afraid to let her know it.

— Pretty Ricky

She asked me why I always had something flip to say. I said that I didn't know, but having been blessed with the gift,…

— Robert Crais

Does she know just how to shock and electrify and rock you. Does she inject you seduce you and affect you like the way…

— Melissa Etheridge

She throw it at me like I'm just one strike away. Sometimes life is hard to swallow, but she like to taste.

— Lil Wayne

I say 'Before you gas me up, check the gas price.' Then I make her take this dick like advice.

— Lil Wayne

I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in…

— Adam Ferrara

My wife is a very clever woman. She knows when to say something and when to bite her tongue.

— Gino D'Acampo

She holds the pen that spells the end, she traces me and draws me in.

— Metallica

“You call me your girl one more time and I’m going to turn your gonads into plums and make jam out of them.”

— Kim Harrison