Quote by Wiz Khalifa

I've been pulled over five times for speeding - and talked my way out of every single ticket!

— Darby Stanchfield

I'm obviously going to own up that I cheated and I got caught.

— T.J. Dillashaw

Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.

— Anonymous

Cheating became a mistake when you got caught..... A mistake you enjoyed

— Kashmiere

The very first time I got to drive by myself, I took a bunch of my friends to school and was caught by a…

— Cheech Marin

You get a lot of speeding tickets, and you say, 'I'm so unlucky!' No, you're not. You're speeding. Slow down.

— D. B. Sweeney

Riding...in the saucy whip. Never give a fuck it don't cost me shit. I'm a gangster baby, just kidding. Oh. No. She. Didn't.

— Dev

When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start…

— Werley Nortreus

I got a few speeding tickets when I was young, but I'm a little more like the turtle than the hare.

— Christopher Lloyd

Consider yourself caught. Get the FUCK out of my house. Get out of my life. Get your shit out of my face. Don't touch…

— Alla

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife…

— Henny Youngman

I've never cheated at anything.

— Rob Cross