Funny Quote by William Shakespeare Download Open image ““Mother, you have my father much offended.”” — William Shakespeare ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hamlet Mother Parenting Sassy Shakespeare
“I’m not your father, you know.” It took me a moment to find words. “Excuse me?” “I’m capable of giving you a compliment and… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
“You really don’t like your father, do you?” He glowered. “Let’s just say he would have eaten me if my mother hadn’t been nearly… — Dave Ferraro Copy Share Image
“Don't you call me ‘Dad.’ You are no son of mine. I wouldn't father an abomination. You” — Nat Kozinn Copy Share Image
“I’ve just become aware that for thirty-six years, I was angry with your father for not meeting my needs, and now I realize that… — Marshall B. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
“Your father's impressive.''He's a scary motherfucker, but we get along well.” — Aleksandr Voinov Copy Share Image
Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, Nor age so eat up my invention, Nor fortune made such havoc of my… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Divers philosophers hold that the lips is parcel of the mouth. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs; Being purg'd, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vex'd, a sea nourish'd with… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I, measuring his affections by my own, Which then most sought where most might not be found, Being one too many by my weary… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Ask God for temp'rance. That's th' appliance only Which your disease requires. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies Which busy care draws in the brains of men; Therefore thou sleep’st so sound. Julius Caesar (2.1.248-251)” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Have you not heard it said full oft, A woman's nay doth stand for naught? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
