Humor Quote by Wilkie Collins

“Study your wife closely, for the next four-and-twenty hours. If your good lady doesn't exhibit something in the shape of a contradiction in that…

— Lewis Carroll

“When dealing with your wife, never use logic otherwise you will go crazy. Simply understand her and save yourself stress.”

— Khuliso Mamathoni

“And how do you explain to your wife that you don't have all the answers, and that you might not know what you are…

— Leslie Esdaile

“For two weeks, I lay awake at night and said Hail Marys over and over to stop my heart from beating too fast. I…

— Rob Sheffield

I've come to understand that arguing with [my wife] about it has never solved anything. So instead of denying it, I've learned to take…

— Nicholas Sparks

“Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we…

— Robert Menzies

“Her fault had been in trying to keep it as tight as a mistress might. All a wife needed was a little more subtlety,…

— Jean Plaidy

“A gracious wife satisfies a good husband, and silences a bad one.”

— George Swinnock

“Man may never stop being inconsistent. For his desires and passions moult consistently Husbands, be aware that your wife will always be inconsistent. The…

— Kayode Ajomole

“Any man mortal or god, knows there is no handling a wife. Women handle themselves and intelligent men get out of the way.”

— Colleen Houck

“Your wife is your life. Don't let strife thrive in your union.”

— Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha