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“If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“My late Uncle Henry, you see, was by way of being the blot on the Wooster escutcheon. An extremely decent chappie personally, and one…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Oh, the dishes they cook probably don’t taste as good as they make out anyway. The way the judges carried on last night, you’d…

— Peter Cawdron

“They all laughed and clapped, taking it for a deliberate witticism, while he had no idea what he was saying, so great was his…

— Boris Pasternak

“Do not blame me, Goodfellow.” Grimalkin blinked, managing to sound bored and indignant at the same time. “I was minding my own business long…

— Julie Kagawa

“If you give your best and fail, you have no reason to be disappointed. If you don't give your best and fail, you have…

— Brandon L Clay

“The moment you think is unbearable forces you to disappoint yourself by bearing it. There's resigned laughter available, for the hilarity of your own…

— Glen Duncan

“I chose to do something everyone else was rubbish at in the hope that I would shine," he said.”

— Linda Green

“When failing spectacularly the trick is to employ an inverted Schadenfreude. Take ownership of your misfortune.”

— Dean Cavanagh

“My Chocolate Mudslide is going down smooth when we hear the three bells. Bing. Bing. Bing. But instead of Dan Dan the Party Man,…

— Tina Fey

“I love the way the French shove chocolate into everything. It's, like, the best nervous tic ever.”

— Bridget Asher

“I laughed, harder than I'd laughed in a long time. "You have got to be kidding," I said, watching the hope vanish from his…

— Nicole Castle