Humor Quote by V.C. Lancaster

“pot of coffee. By the time she packed up her work and sent it off, the coffeepot would be empty,”

— Fern Michaels

“Missing her kept him awake more than coffee.”

— John Green

“Please tell me there is coffee." Aunt B grimaced. "They're already crazy. If I let them have coffee, they'd be bouncing off the walls.…

— Ilona Andrews

“I wouldn't have trusted her to not have an ulterior motive if she asked whether I wanted milk or sugar in my coffee.”

— Dennis Liggio

“Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. "Did you drink my coffee?" "Yes. I was feeling aggressive.”

— Jennifer Crusie

“So much death and no coffee to be had.”

— Daniel Woodrell

“I sat down to think. I didn’t want to drink my coffee, but I paid for it, so I thought I might as well…

— Jarod Kintz

“It would be like murder; and where would I set my coffee?”

— Edward Abbey

“If it's possible to grind coffee sadly, this is what she's doing.”

— Erika Swyler

“She stared down into her coffee, as if she had more to say, but the words had fallen into the mug and were now…

— Rachel Vincent

“she caught a glimpse of flat, tan abdomen, and suddenly she didn’t need coffee. She needed smelling salts.”

— Tracy Brogan

“She walked over while he poured her a mug and even added the right amount of sugar. It did funny things to her heart…

— Natalie Herzer