Dysfunction Quote by Tyler Ward

Marriage is supposed to do everything, like Duz, which is more than half its problem. It is said to save us, define us, give…

— Merle Shain

Marriage is like a vacuum cleaner. You stick it to your ear and it sucks out all your energy and ambition.

— Marlo Thomas

Marriage enlarges the Scene of our Happiness and Miseries.

— Joseph Addison

Marriage is a wonderful institution that allows two human beings to go through difficulties together that they would never have had if they hadn't…

— Anonymous

Successful marriage is leading innovative lives together, being open, non-programmed. It’s a free fall: how you handle each new thing as it comes along.…

— Joseph Campbell

A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go.

— Ambrose Bierce

Marriage is hard at best;disagreements and difficult adjustments abound.While no one must live in an adusive and dangerous relationship,accepting the difficulties of poverty,hardship,and disappointment…

— Mariane Corbito

Marriage simplifies life and complicates the day.

— Jean Rostand

We alter and customize the thing every century, every generation, every day - both in the courts and in our own homes. And marriage…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

— Alan King

Marriage is a necessary evil

— Amit Abraham

When people get married, it enhances their relationship and puts strains on it.

— Omar Rodriguez-Lopez