Balls Quote by Tobias Smollett

You [Scots] come of a race of men the very wind of whose name has swept to the ultimate seas.

— James M. Barrie

“Scots wear short patience and long daggers.”

— Walter Scott

Scotsmen are metaphisical and emotional, they are sceptical and mystical, they are romantic and ironic, they are cruel and tender, and full of mirth…

— William Dunbar

“There scotsmen must have arses like leather,for while he ate I could see naught beneath his kilts but a pair of rather large balls…

— Bertrice small

With disadvantages enough to bring him to humility, a Scotsman is one of the proudest things alive.

— Oliver Goldsmith

“It is never difficult to distinguish between with a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Scottish divisions were gathering up in expectation. A year’s worth of anticipation... and dread. Centuries’ worth of struggle. All of us waiting to offer…

— N. Gemini Sasson

“Scotsmen are not the type to back down easily, even if an Amazonian bisexual is screaming for compliance and threatening death by green fire…

— A. Michael Schwarz

The Scots are poor, cries surly English pride; True is the charge, nor by themselves denied. Are they not then in strictest reason clear,…

— Charles Churchill

I'm as Scottish as they come.

— Stevie Jackson

“Father, will justice ever reign in Scotland?”

— Douglas Bond

It's ironic that the growth of Scottish nationalism has precipitated in the English the sort of hand-wringing the Scots have always done over who…

— Irvine Welsh