Bad Quote by Til Schweiger

When I was first getting out of college, Mom said, 'You ought to become a squatter.' I'm like, 'Forget it!'

— Jeannette Walls

squats are a form of torture designed by people who don’t need to do squats in the first place

— Nora Roberts

I can teach idiots to squat in ten minutes.

— Mark Rippetoe

I squatted for most of my adult life. I'm not condoning squatting; it was just the only way I could do what I wanted…

— Jamie Hince

I'm a squat person: I love squats. I love back squats, things like that.

— Elana Meyers

I don't do squats.

— Angelina Pivarnick

I was an athlete, so I hung out with the jocks. I was smart, so I hung out with the nerdy kids. I was…

— Larry Wilmore

I only judge people by the depth of their squat.

— Dan John

I was a beatnik in the '50s before the hippies came along.

— Charles Manson

If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.

— Stephen Colbert

My parents were hippies.

— Balthazar Getty

I'm freakishly good at squatting.

— Elana Meyers