Perfect parents Quote by Tessa Bailey

“To him those last few crumbs, sucked slowly onto the tongue from between the tines of the fork, always seemed like the sweetest part…

— Stephen King

“Those boys are like my family. When I didn’t have anyone, they were there.” There’s a story here, and I really want to know…

— Tammy Falkner

“...I couldn't help wondering what would happen if the little pea-eating angel ever saw that scrapbook...can you imagine what the boy would think if…

— Muffy Mead-Ferro

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz

“How anyone can be that dumb and still be able to eat with a fork is beyond me.”

— KD McCrite

“Family we cannot always choose, but it sure is fun to try and make them laugh during dinners. Especially when they are trying to…

— Tom Althouse

“I had a friend whose family had dinner together every day. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the…

— Moon Unit Zappa

“I can tell my parents are unhappy by the way they smile at waiters. In that small act of ingratiation I can see the…

— Matt Greene

“It is easy to forget that a fork is simply a knife with several blades.”

— James L. Richardson

“How stupid. My mom and dad had lost each other, and for what? So they could fit better at their parents’ tables at Christmas…

— Joshilyn Jackson

“One by one, using my fingers like tweezers, I pulled them out, and I couldn’t help but wonder why the parents of my girlfriends…

— Tim O'Rouke

“I was STILL haunted by the horrible memory of making homemade ice cream at Thanksgiving and both Brianna and Dad getting their tongues stuck…

— Rachel Renée Russell