Certain Quote by Tao Lin

“In the parking lot, she drove and parked in a dark area with no other cars around. She reclined her seat, and listened to…

— Tao Lin

“i recommend the phrase 'pineapple ass”

— Tao Lin

“Sara would call one of those cops on horses a motherfucker. The cop would avert his eyes. Sara would ask directions for the wild…

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Do you sometimes look up from the computer and look around the room and know you are alone, I mean really know it, then…

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I think mostly the commodifying comes after I've done something that has some other value to me.

— Tao Lin

“The hamster friend said being able to do front rolls didn't make the hamster as good as Bruce Lee, which was not a true…

— Tao Lin

“As a teenager, he made screaming noises at night in his room, like a deranged person. He threw his electrical pencil sharpener at the…

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“Don't be stupid and awkward," the dolphin says. "You want to walk together or not?" "You are a stupid piece of shit. Go away…

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I was delivering pizzas at Domino's. I was 17 maybe. I liked it a lot. Just driving in the nice weather and listening to music.

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loneliness can fly a helicopter through a cut-out shape of a helicopter the same size as the helicopter and that's it's only skill and…

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Life has never died, which is something that I think people ignore.

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“Amoeba ass is so hot.”

— Tao Lin