Food Quote by Steven Erikson

“this is a very fair gathering--circumspect, calm, accustomed to disturbance, acquainted with blows! Peste! I have been lucky.”

— Alexandre Dumas

“You have no spirit of culinary adventure. You need to be more like that snarky guy on the Travel Channel. He goes all over…

— Janet Evanovich

“Your stew, so long deferred, stands finally extra causas. Greet it as your fellow creature. It is as deliciously unnecessary as you are.”

— Robert Farrar Capon

“It's a harmless breakfast." "Nothing harmless about what he whips up. His parents are chefs, so he's picked up a few tips and anything…

— Veronica Blade

“I've been collecting bugs since I was ten; it's the only way I can stop their whispers. Sticking a pin through the gut of…

— A.G. Howard

“You take more flies with honey than vinegar, Hogg.” Hogg snorted. “And what’s a fly’s pelt worth, young master?” he said.”

— David Drake

“Sheep buggerers!" he roared. "I was only going to eat your women and rape your men until you did that!”

— Nathan Hawke

“I hadn't taken to the colonel, yet he had piqued my interest. You can be fascinated even by a tree frog if you watch…

— Umberto Eco

“What's on the inside, beneath that sugar? Is it a bug? Is it a booger?”

— Anonymous

First,” he said, coming behind me and placing his hands on the counter, just outside of mine, “choose your tomato.” He dipped his head…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“He grunted, then he howled. I guess vinaigrette burns. Ha! I controlled the urge to grin. I leaped atop the dark, glossy table surface—and…

— Gena Showalter

“I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f**ked by an insect man.”

— Mark Alders