““I’m sorry you feel that way, Ben,” he said. “But I can get my farm goods elsewhere. I’ll be on my way now. Have a nice day, Ben.” Hooper turned to leave, but happened to glance back and see Farmer Ben reaching for a pitchfork stuck in the ground. “ Have a nice day? ” Ben cried. “Don’t you dare tell me to have a nice day!” And with that, Farmer Ben raised his pitchfork and chased Ed Hooper into the cow pasture. Hooper dashed across the pasture toward his shiny new car. He reached the car safely, but not before stepping in three cow pies.””
![“When he [Colin] reached the center of the field, he paused to catch his breath and scan the area for telltale tufts of wool. When the lamb failed to appear, he cupped his hands around his mouth and tried again. " Dinner! " This time, his call earned an answer. Several answers. In fact, the ground…” quote by Tessa Dare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3c8/tessa-dare-564_historical-romance-f_when-he-colin-reached-the-center-of-the_546435.jpg)
