Eye candy Quote by Stacy Claflin

“So let that be a lesson, kids who get an F in math. Ellen says you’re doing the right thing. You’re welcome, parents.”

— Ellen DeGeneres

“Teachers of subjects that this person wasn't even good at are kissing this person and renouncing the very subjects they taught. Math teachers are…

— Miranda July

“The day was ridiculous. In fact, the situation was so serious I thought they had to be joking - like maybe they staged a…

— Maureen Johnson

“I smiled despite myself. "We're pretty far from perfect, Kitten.'m the most fucked up person you know." "Yeah but I'm the most fucked up…

— CJ Roberts

“Allan said that they would all turn up soon. And then he ended with some encouraging words about how he thought that there wasn’t…

— Jonas Jonasson

“people can feel the math behind things, especially, thankfully, moms.”

— Christian Rudder

“In all likelihood, Sonja had more academic journal subscriptions than friends. She could explain advanced calculus to her fifth-form algebra teacher but couldn't tell…

— Anthony Marra

“Q and Beanpole and I giggled at the way our math teacher, Mr. Sung-Li, wore four pencils in his shirt pocket in case he…

— Alan Lawrence Sitomer

“I think I found the one thing more confusing then math: BOYS!”

— Grace+Gabby

“Amanda choked on a sob. She looked like she didn’t know what to do. For the first time, Stacey realized this woman was a…

— A.R. Braun

“> Have you heard the one about the cross-eyed teacher who had trouble with her pupils?”

— Hudson Moore

“Amanda was always on her way somewhere. Sometimes she thought that feeling of moving forward was the only one she trusted. She just wondered…

— Rachel Shukert