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I like ketchup on my mustard, but when they touch, my mom gets mad.

— 2D

As well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured cunt. Found the mustard, fuckin' nosey neighbors notice somethings up.

— Earl Sweatshirt

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you looked in my fridge, you'd see maybe 12 different mustards.

— Guy Fieri

You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of…

— Charles Dickens

On some peanut butter leather, with the wood so grainy. It must be raining dollars 'cause she lookin' so gravy.

— Baby Bash

A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries.

— Mario Lemieux

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Do you realize I'm doin' prostitute laundry?! Do you have any idea of how DISGUSTING that is?!

— Huey Freeman

“Flaking florentine rounds,' he whispered. 'Peaches in snow-cream.' 'No,' she murmured. 'No more.' 'Meat pies. Mutton balls topped with spinach and walnuts and cumin…

— Lawrence Norfolk

Listen busters, scarier when I finger fuck her After I dig her up and then eat her out with a bit of mustard

— Earl Sweatshirt

What say you to a piece of beef and mustard?

— William Shakespeare