Quote by South Park Download Open image “Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.” — South Park ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Blake stood at Livia’s dresser with a ceramic Cinderella and Prince Charming figurine in his hands. He almost dropped it when he looked at… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“Her Hairy Buffalo is intense. I highly suggest purging.” Livia wanted to give Kyle the biggest noogie of her life. “That’s not very romantic,… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“Holy effing crap, that sucks!" I turned to her. "Effing?" Sam shrugged. "What?" "We're censoring now?" "Kyle says I have a mouth like a… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
“As Blake leaned down to accept her hug she whispered, “Remember when you and Livia tried to hog the spotlight at my wedding? Just… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“Request away, rock star.” Here it comes. “Can she wear a push-up bra? Leave off the panties?” Kyle knew what boys liked. “When my… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“She returned to the writhing man at Kyle’s feet. “These women are with me. If you even look at them again, I’ll turn your… — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
I had a very old woman come up to me on the subway and tell me that the faces that I made in the… — Zosia Mamet Copy Share Image
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski — South Park Copy Share Image
“I came up with the idea when I was in prison,” Kyle said, in response to their question. “Four months behind bars gives a… — Julie James Copy Share Image
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park Copy Share Image
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement! — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. The COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park Copy Share Image
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. - Stan Marsh — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Chris exists. They COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park Copy Share Image
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college. - Chef — South Park Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster — South Park Copy Share Image
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing… — South Park Copy Share Image
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree — South Park Copy Share Image
