Quote by South Park Download Open image “Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.” — South Park ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Greenie Coombs became my best friend the last summer of making things up. We were in fourth grade, way too old for playing with… — Laura McNeal Copy Share Image
Usually, you don't really end up lifelong buddies with your co-stars. — Lea Thompson Copy Share Image
I don’t do meetings. At Chanel, there are no meetings. At Chanel, we do what we want, whenever we want and it works. And… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
A friend cannot be owned That is plain to see Friendships must be shared, Just like our friend, Ruby — Stephen Cosgrove Copy Share Image
A friend should bear a friend's infirmities, But Brutus makes mine greater than they are. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Suddenly they have to face each other down - you've got to kill your friends. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park Copy Share Image
Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement! — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. The COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park Copy Share Image
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. - Stan Marsh — South Park Copy Share Image
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Chris exists. They COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share Image
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park Copy Share Image
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college. - Chef — South Park Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster — South Park Copy Share Image
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing… — South Park Copy Share Image
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree — South Park Copy Share Image
