Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon

“He let out a long, exasperated breath. “Sarraxyn has already told me what your swan has gotten you into. See, this is what happens…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“You think whatever is wrong with you is contagious, then?' She laughed again. 'Yes, but you have it already. You caught it from your…

— Gene Wolfe

“I’m highly contagious, quarantined to another body I’ve since infected. I will seep into you if you hold me too tightly.”

— Joseph Fink

“This much is sure: contagious calm will happen to the degree that we turn to him.”

— Max Lucado

“I’ve been sick too.” I faked a pathetic-sounding cough. “Must be something I caught last time I was here. Bastard Plague?”

— Molly McAdams

“It was five o’clock when the stupid rooster started crowing relentlessly, robbing me of my sleep. The sun hadn’t even risen yet. Dumbass bird…

— Alison Bliss

“A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, “My brother’s gone crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.” And the psychiatrist says, “Have you told…

— Tina Fey

“Everyone would think they were just pretty birds and then they attack. Stealth swans.” Matt”

— K.L. Armstrong

“Medicine is a golden goose that has to be killed because every time the goose lays a golden egg, someone gets sick or dead.”

— Richard Diaz

“Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.”

— Despair Inc

“That’s the first time you’ve ever said ‘happily-ever-after’ without rolling your eyes.” “I know. I think you and your parents are contagious. And my…

— Violet Duke