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“He moves with the predatory grace of a penguin.”

— Sarah Rees Brennan

“Could one perform the Heimlich manoeuvre on a penguin?”

— Tom Michell

“What have you got against penguins?’ ‘Nothing very much except for their nasty jauntiness,”

— M.R.C. Kasasian

“I have often had the impression that, to penguins, man is just another penguin -different, less predictable, occasionally violent, but tolerable company when he…

— Bernard Stonehouse

“Penguins skate. Penguins spin. Penguins love to make you grin.”

— Mark Iacolina

“It's Privacy, Please, for the Penguins.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“I’ve been called many things in my life, but never a sacrificial penguin.”

— Mary Jo Putney

“No, thanks. I already own a penguin.”

— Woody Allen

“I saw the whole thing! A dog and a penguin helped him escape!”

— Edgar Cantero

“Graham glared him into silence, his eyes cold enough to make a penguin wish it had stocked up on thermal underwear.”

— Ian Barker

“Your penguin. You know, penguins. They mate for life. Penguins are one of the only animals on the planet that do that, like humans.…

— Elisabeth Naughton

“You can never have too many penguins.”

— Robyn Mundy