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“Do you have any loose teeth?” The hissing demon asked, “What doessss that have to do with anything?” “They can be a choking hazard during the procedure.” quote by Scott Meyer — Download Open image

““Do you have any loose teeth?” The hissing demon asked, “What doessss that have to do with anything?” “They can be a choking hazard during the procedure.””

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