Quote by Scott McClanahan

I'm shocked and surprised by people that are shocked and surprised that certain things in life are made up or not as true as…

— Scott McClanahan

The things that I have loved have always been those extremes where there has been some kind of apocalypse in the person's life, and…

— Scott McClanahan

I have no interest in being a trained ballerina. People should dance how they want to dance. I want to be the funky chicken.

— Scott McClanahan

We like something because someone else liked it.

— Scott McClanahan

Most of the answers to the world could be answered with our bodies.

— Scott McClanahan

“I thought about what my mom always said about this part of Texas, “Oh Godforsaken land. I don’t know why anybody would want to…

— Scott McClanahan

I think a pretty good modus operandi is to believe that everything we know is wrong. The stomach will be the key to depression…

— Scott McClanahan

“I walked up to the side of the mountain like I used to do when I was a little boy. I looked out over…

— Scott McClanahan

The only hope we have are our bodies. We're all trapped in them and we all hate them, and it's this reason why we're…

— Scott McClanahan

With my stuff, I think I've tried. I've been courted. I don't want to sound like an asshole, but I've been courted to be…

— Scott McClanahan

The whole exploitation thing is funny, too. Exploitation is the nature of the world, isn't it?

— Scott McClanahan

There's always tons of crap music people are trying to sell us - [it's] the same way with publishers and galleries.

— Scott McClanahan