Piece of cake Quote by Sarah Michelle Gellar

Really, how bad is eating a piece of cake? Being bad is murdering someone. That's bad. Don't do that.

— Sarah Michelle Gellar

“The cake is not for eating; it is to teach the cook.”

— Max S. Marshall

“Cakes have such a terrible habit of turning out bad, just when you especially want them to be good!”

— Anonymous

“Killing ain’t no good thing, son, unless it’s to eat or protect yourself. And you ought never to delight in it.”

— Joe R. Lansdale

“You CAN have your cake and eat it too. Just don't start choking.”

— Shantale Finnerty

“Besides you can't steal cake. Nobody owns cake. If you don't have sense to know cake's meant to be eaten up, you ought not…

— Kimberly Brock

“Food didn't kill people, for God's sake, people killed people. With their harping, and criticizing, and careful living.”

— Nina Killham

“I don't eat that much cake, but I never turn down a slice.”

— Jeanne Ray

“Go cons a piece of cake onto your mouth.”

— Daniel P. Friedman

“Cakes of rice are not a snack. I suspect them of evil deeds for this alone.”

— J.D. Robb

“What I have been asking myself for years is: WHY?! Why kill yourself in the gym? Why try to avoid a little bit of…

— Sara Anzellotti

“Cakes are healthy too, you just eat a small slice.”

— Mary Berry