333 Quote by Russell Vann

“You know me too well, Jeni,” he said. “I’m always up for a challenge. I’ve got you on this one! You’ll be begging me…

— Jessica Jayne

“Amanda choked on a sob. She looked like she didn’t know what to do. For the first time, Stacey realized this woman was a…

— A.R. Braun

“Why does he get to sit in front?” Jill whined. “Because my mommy doesn’t love me and you won’t stop bitching. Now sit back…

— R.L. Mathewson

“I won’t have you calling me Miss Tuttle. That’s what the doc calls me. And the lady at the bank. One takes my temperature…

— Diane Lynn McGyver

“I'm worried that the lady's going to be a hooker - and you're afraid she's BETTY CROCKER! Molly Jane Fletcher”

— Jean Davies Okimoto

“Thumping her on the head, “Shut that shit up. That moaning and shit ain’t gettin’ me nowhere.” I lifted my shirt up further to…

— Anonymous

“Rachel, there is nothing I won't do to get you in my bed.”

— Katy Evans

“If I ask her tonight she is going to say 'omg what now , bitchlet?" before I even get the words out of my mouth.”

— Susie Day

“Life's a bitch. This is true. But she's my bitch.”

— Tatsuya Ishida

“Life is a bitch. Not even the bitch that fucks everyone but you. She's the bitch with AIDS that doesn't want to fuck anyone…

— Adam Ketcheson

“Hello. Audrey’s phone. She’s currently suiting up for a soul-deadening hourly job that provides no benefits, how may I help you?”

— Robin Benway

“You gotta help me get out of here! They're trying to kill me. I'm gonna die. I've got $35,000 missing. Those two women took…

— Jeannie Walker