Insomnia Quote by Robert Lynd

“Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being. My children act like they've never been…

— Jim Gaffigan

“I had my own bed. I slept in it alone, except for those times when we needed—not sex—but sex was how we got there.”

— Amy Hempel

“If you're in your own bed, you're not passed out.”

— Charles F. Hedges

“If someone lies in the bed they made, you don't have to tuck them in; but you don't have to hop in bed with…

— Charles F. Glassman

“Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“If people don’t sleep with me I just rape them. Because right is not given but taken.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Two people can sleep in the same bed and still be alone when they close their eyes, if you know what I mean.”

— Haruki Murakami

“I’ve never woken to another’s body in the same bed, not since I was a child. There is something about it that makes waking…

— Aleksandr Voinov

“You fell asleep in my bed with nothing on. I believe that's a free pass for any man.”

— Liv Morris

“No man has a right to dictate another man's inner life - the furniture inside his skull.”

— A.S. Byatt

“No one mocked him in his bedchamber, but he would not live his life in bed.”

— George R.R. Martin

“He lives alone and makes his bed? Who does that?”

— Rachel Caine