Parties Quote by Robert Harris

Long conversations with pals when neither you nor they have had a drink can be a test of palship.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Awkward moment when you had way too many drinks last night.

— Anonymous

If there's a problem, we at Wine Library never tell ourselves that once we handle this issue, we'll never have to deal with the…

— Gary Vaynerchuk

Always come to a conversation armed with two drinks. Then if it's dire you can pretend you were on the way to find someone…

— Emily Maitlis

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.

— William Butler Yeats

I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed…

— Craig Ferguson

A cocktail party is a place where you talk with a person you do not know about a subject you have no interest in.

— Lin Yutang

I wasn't a social drinker. I used to say that I didn't want to go to bars because they were full of assholes like…

— Stephen King

Talking back and being quite aggressive about stuff and not giving a care in the world about anyone. So it was more, I think,…

— Caroline Dhavernas

People close to me wouldn't have thought that I had a drinking problem because it wasn't evident although towards the very end of my…

— Spencer Matthews

The truth is I hate cocktail parties when the only person I know is my supposed date, and he abandons me the minute we…

— Mary Higgins Clark

I feel like if you wanna be sober and you can't handle being around someone who drinks, then don't do it.

— Brandi Glanville