Assuming Quote by Robert A. Heinlein

Who needs Satan when you have a God like this?

— Robert M. Price

“Satan is too hard a master. He would never command as did the Other with divine simplicity: 'Do likewise.' The devil will have no…

— Georges Bernanos

“If a man dethrones God in his heart, Satan must ascend to His position.”

— Stephen King

Who needs Satan when you have a God like Allah?

— Anonymous

Satan was a blunderer ... who made a stupendous failure. If he had succeeded, we should all have been worshipping him, and his portrait…

— George Eliot

God still hasn't recovered from the time that Satan doubted him....all God wants is someone to believe in him...God needs people to believe in…

— Mike Murdock

The devil could change. He was once an angel and may be evolving still.

— Laurence J. Peter

Satan can do only what the sovereign God allows him to do.

— R. C. Sproul

Satan is an astute theologian.

— John Calvin

Satan does not tempt us just to make us do wrong things- he tempts us to make us lose what God has put into…

— Oswald Chambers

Satan is a "roaring lion, [who] walketh about, seeking whom he may devour." And he will devour us unless we "put on the whole…

— Sheri L. Dew

Satan can imitate God, but he cannot duplicate Him - God is the only One who can deliver us from our pain and suffering.

— David Jeremiah