Jurisprudence Quote by Robert A. Heinlein

In one respect at least the Martians are a happy people, they have no lawyers.

— Edgar Rice Burroughs

“The lawyer's world is entire unto itself, the human pared away.”

— Hilary Mantel

“You advised him not to get a lawyer, giving as one of your reasons the opinion that lawyers are a pain in the ass.…

— John Grisham

“We're all great lawyers when blame comes to put but the real leaders take the blame even when it's not theirs.”

— Eve Halimi

“Are we such apostles of mercy as to complain if the Martians warred in the same spirit?”

— H.G. Wells

“Who ever heard of a Martian not invading? Who!”

— Ray Bradbury

"Lawyers Are": By law's dark by-ways he has stored his mind with wicked knowledge on how to cheat mankind.

— George Crabbe

“The man who acts as his own lawyer has a fool for a client.”

— Joseph Hansen

“Nobody is interested in hearing your troubles except for lawyers and they too get paid for it.”

— Anvita Ahuja

“But they argued as lawyers do, they twisted every answer I gave until it sounded like the opposite meaning, and I became so confused…

— S.J. Parris

“I told him that the lawyers were always saying 'You can't say that you'll get sued.' He said to me, 'Write fiction Michael, you…

— Michael Caine

“He did what good lawyers always do. He shifted his argument in the direction his audience was already going.”

— Jeffrey Toobin