Quote by Riff Raff Download Open image “Too strudel, toaster strudel, ballin' on you poodles.” — Riff Raff ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“As we all know, poodles are a type of curly-haired dog preferred by petit bourgeois retirees, ladies very much on their own who transfer their affection upon their pet, or residential concierges ensconced in their gloomy loges. Poodles come in black or apricot. The apricot ones tend to be crabbier than the black ones, who on the other hand do… — Muriel Barbery Copy Share
You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through you say… — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
“Though all poodles bark snappily at the slightest provocation, they are particularly inclined to do so when nothing at all is happening. They follow their master by trotting on their stiff little legs without moving the rest of their sausage-shaped trunk. Above all they have venomous little black eyes set deep in their insignificant eye-sockets. Poodles are ugly and stupid,… — Muriel Barbery Copy Share
When you come into our house, you get a flavor for our life, our travels, our kids, our 18-year-old poodle who is like, blind,… — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
“She took one of her poodle's charcoal biscuits out of the packet and ate it herself. 'Either these are quite delicious or quite disgusting.… — Caroline Blackwood Copy Share Image
I've two huge German shepherds who are my boys. They're called Biscuit and Buster, and I love them to bits. — Martin Compston Copy Share Image
In time of war, if you go through a bad neighborhood, I don't want a little French poodle, I want a Rottweiler on my… — Gene Simmons Copy Share Image
Flippin up my phone, touch screen motorola. They figured I was bipolar the way I sipped that syrup and soda. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Vanilla Ice sold ten million records. For him to be on MTV, it made me feel like it could be done. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Might pull up in Mulan in the drop candy swan. Might swing to your prom with the wand in my palm. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
James Franco is a coach, therefore he doesn't need coaching or guidance. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
I can sneeze, I can change the breeze to winter season. Wintergreen lime slime looks like Slimer sleepin. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Versace on my cabin. I use to like rapping. Until I found out I'm Rap game Samuel L Jackson. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
I haven't had a big-ass feature, somebody put me on a label, cash money didn't come scoop me up. I've literally put myself into… — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
Got my rims from Afghanistan. Bout to wrap it up, Pakistan. Might jump ship with 400 grand. I can cop some ice, avalanche. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
