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I'm here to put on a show.

— Charles Oliveira

Our show is about starting over.

— Jai Rodriguez

You take your time and you stand in line

— Kevin Rudolf

With Saturday Night Live you're looking for any hook, any way to stay on the show.

— David Spade

We constantly run lines together before every show too, and then there's a long, traditionally long, story to tell the audience every show. Today,…

— Bill Irwin

The show must go on all over the place or something.

— Cory Monteith

I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night.

— Steve Martin

And I'm standing here, staring at the line you just crossed

— Jamie-Leah

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.

— Andy Richter

I have to work out to look the best possible before the show.

— Isabeli Fontana

It's challenging to judge a TV show because you don't have any lines. You just have to be yourself.

— Urmila Matondkar

Hello. And welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. The points here are…

— Drew Carey