““Actually, I signed a contract stating I’d move out if I kissed either of your daughters more than twice.” “The League makes you sign a contract?” I asked, dumbfounded. “Uh, no, your mom did, that first night.” “Mom!” I couldn’t believe she did that. “Like your dad said, I was young once.” “Why didn’t you tell me you were going to move out?” I asked Jason. “Because I thought you might try to talk me out of it.” I scowled at him. I would have.””
