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George Washington didn't have to make us laugh; he just had to establish precedents and avoid chopping down more cherry trees than he could…

— Alexandra Petri

The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington…

— Paula Poundstone

“The first official national "Thanksgiving Day," established on November 26, 1789, was originally created by George Washington for "giving thanks for the Constitution.”

— Steven L. Harrison

“We must learn to work with people as they are … since we can’t have them as we wish.” George Washington”

— Tres Roeder

“President George Washington’s namesake capital, once a marketplace for slave auctions, is now synonymous with democracy and freedom; so is the iconic Jefferson, who…

— Patrick Mendis

“Bet you did not know that in Mexico they call a Palomino an Isabella. Or that George Washington's warhorse was an Arab named Magnolia.…

— Julia Glass

President George Washington used to wear a wig and make-up. I mean, c'mon, if he could do it, I can do it.

— Nikki Sixx

“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace." George Washington”

— Stephen Arseneault

I grew up at 16 years old driving trucks across the George Washington Bridge.

— Don Sherwood

“After negotiations failed, President George Washington reluctantly called out the state militias to quash the uprising. Washington inspected and briefly rode with the troops…

— Lew Bryson

George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.

— Anonymous

One of George Washington's main concerns was to make sure that his soldiers had adequate supplies of meat: A part of the army has…

— George Washington