““I squirmed in his hold, but it didn’t take me long to give up. His grip was too strong. My arms laced around his neck and I glared up at him. “That sounds more like you having your way until you decide to let me have mine.” “Yeah, that’s about right.” “I don’t want you to carry me.” “Well, what you want and what’s actually going to happen are two very different realities.” “What kind of convoluted crap is that?” “True convoluted crap. Now stop busting my balls and let me carry you.” I sighed, making sure it was long and overly dramatic.””
