Nanny-piggins Quote by R. A. Spratt

“He's teaching her arithmetic, He said it was his mission, He kissed her once and said, "Now that's addition." And as he added smack…

— Dan Clark

“multiplication is vexation, division is as bad, the rule of three perplexes me and fractions drive me mad! (the story girl)”

— Anonymous

“I still remember the day I got my first calculator Teacher: All right, children, welcome to fourth grade math. Everyone take a calculator out…

— Simon Rich

“my mother is a good mathematician she was able to divide 3 eggs into 8 mouths equally every day”

— Ymatruz

“It is a little like developing the habit of stealing the test from your teacher’s desk instead of learning how to do the math.”

— Josh Waitzkin

“Whoever had invented long division has a lot to answer for.”

— Joan Lingard

I continued to do arithmetic with my father, passing proudly through fractions to decimals. I eventually arrived at the point where so many cows…

— Agatha Christie

I try to simplify things for the children.

— Lucile Hadzihalilovic

Bitches don't know the half, like they flunk they math. Bitches ain't half cut up crack up in the stash.

— Nicki Minaj

“I quickly tried to do the math but my brain was a jumbled mess and I couldn’t remember what number comes after potato!”

— Tara Sivec

“We're not doing maths again?' Harriet lamented. Lord Winstead looked at Anne with unconcealed curiosity. 'Mathematics? On Rotten Row?' 'We have been studying measurement,'…

— Julia Quinn

Nature hates calculators.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson