Chewing gum Quote by Polly Shulman
““Mr. Klamp laid down the law. No tardiness, no talking above 40 decibels, no untied shoelaces, no visible undergarments, no eating, no chewing gum, no chewing tobacco, no chewing betel nuts, no chewing coca leaves, no chewing out students (unless Mr. Klamp was doing the chewing out), no chewing out teachers (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of temper (unless ditto), no unnecessary displays of affection (no exceptions), no pets over one ounce or under one ton, and no singing, except in Bulgarian. I began to think Mr Klamp wouldn't be so bad...””
About This Quote
Source Short Story: “The Rules of Mr. Klamp”, 2010
A satirical list of absurd school rules highlights the overreach of authority and the loss of common sense in institutional policies.
In simple terms: Excessive rules become ridiculous and stifle freedom.
Key Takeaway
Question and challenge unnecessary regulations.
Themes
authority
absurdity
school life
rules
satire
Mood
ironic
reflective
critical
Type
commentary
humorous
thought‑provoking
When to use this quote
- classroom management
- policy review
- student activism
- teacher autonomy
Key Concepts
bureaucracy
personal freedom
social critique
Questions to Reflect On
- What rules in your environment feel unnecessary?
- How can you propose sensible alternatives?
A Different Perspective
Rules can become counterproductive when they ignore practicality.
