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“Who is going to pay a day's wage to slide down a damn tongue?" -- The Chief, Swamplandia”

— Karen Russell

“All carrots dissapear one day, and so nature goes.”

— Monaristw

“Where had he been? Drinking, obviously. Then she started cataloging all the ways he was worthless. On fool impulse, as his most potent available…

— Charles Frazier

“What the deuce does the fellow mean by getting trap-doors made without first consulting you? Trap-doors!”

— Alexandre Dumas

“The wise man profits by the vanity of his fellow-creatures.”

— William John Locke

“And today the great Yertle, that Marvelous he, Is king of the Mud. That is all he can see. And the turtles of course...…

— Dr. Seuss

“You lie, cheat and steal and call it courtesy, cunning and thrift.”

— Gregory Maguire

“Oh, stow your whids, you dreary watering-pot,”

— Marion Chesney

“I planted a plant in the midst of spies, who were disguised as farmers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Arceus spat out his carrot as he heard Cindy’s sentence. “W-what?”

— Steve the Noob

“See, that's what I like about you, Carrots You're not fussy.”

— Cynthia Hand

“You're just giving away the money? What are you, gardener of the Money Orchard?”

— Ashley Simone