Day care Quote by Peter Thiel

“If I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d steal clothes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If we are expected to show a gentle compassion for humanity, shouldn't we all have a wash care label sewn into each & everyone…

— Josh Stern

“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.”

— Karina Halle

“I felt like laundry in a washing machine, when all I wanted was to be put on and become her favourite shirt.”

— Isabelle Ronin

“and realize that as long as we all choose to walk around clothed, the laundry will never really be finished.”

— Myquillyn Smith

“But, as Andy pointed out, if being a smart-arse was an offence, the Laundry would not exist in the first place.”

— Charles Stross

“I promise to tidy up before company arrives, wouldn't want my socks and daydreams all over the carpet”

— Sarah Kay

“Emotionally, at least, people can't live by taking in each other's washing.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'd rather be a free dog running free than fat one chained”

— Thabiso Monkoe

“A pile of hairy towels is not a passable substitute for a dog.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Here’s what I’d love to see: A vending machine that dispenses cats for petting on your lunch break. Instead of money, the machine accepts…

— Jarod Kintz