Annuals Quote by Peter Sagal

On Valentine's Day, couples in Calgary can celebrate their love for each other with couples' nude yoga - great way to get in shape…

— Peter Sagal

The Olympic Charter says winter sports must be played on snow or ice, so the Chess Federation says they'll play with ice pieces. The…

— Peter Sagal

Former Sony CEO Amy Pascal - they threw her out of the headquarters, but they gave her a new office on the lot. But…

— Peter Sagal

We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he keeps watching…

— Peter Sagal

Our politicians screw up all the time, as we see. But with so many things, we're no longer the world leader in that.

— Peter Sagal

In the old days, we painstakingly copied our emails onto paper, put a stamp on them and mailed them to arrive 4 to 5…

— Peter Sagal

With two years till the nomination, both [Joe] Biden and [Hillary] Clinton are positioning themselves to be the Democratic nominee. And are they stressing…

— Peter Sagal

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

— Peter Sagal

We're excited for when Sony greenlights the $50 million film a "Bunch Of Swirling Colors" starring George Clooney and a lava lamp.

— Peter Sagal

If self-driving cars are going to work - they're being tested now, as you know - the computers that drive them have to have…

— Peter Sagal

An Icelandic mayor goes on an anti-elf rant which gets him in trouble.

— Peter Sagal

If you are using search data to decide what's fashionable, you are not fashionable.

— Peter Sagal