Champagne Quote by Orson Welles

Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time.

— Iris Murdoch

I like my coffee like I like my romantic partners: cold and bitter and prone to giving me anxiety attacks.

— Moby

Coffee makes us severe, and grave and philosophical.

— Jonathan Swift

Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to…

— Aristophanes

“Life happens over coffee”

— Starbucks

“Coffee is a warm drink that fosters friendship and tastes great. What more is there to life?”

— Kevin Sinnott

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.…

— Erma Bombeck

“Do you ever get really excited about life and then realize it’s just the caffeine? It’s really depressing, but that just means you need…

— Stephen Robinson

Coffee - the favorite drink of the civilized world.

— Thomas Jefferson

I like coffee exceedingly...

— Anonymous

Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter,…

— Anonymous

Life's too short for bad coffee.

— Gord Downie