Quote by Oliver Bowden

“His pursuer was closing in. Audible footsteps sent frantic signals down his spine to his feet by way of his bowels. The call was…

— Tony McGuin

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis

“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me…

— J.A. Saare

“And we took off-whoosh-into the night. Through the clouds, we hurtled up into the sky. And this man farted. I will never forget it…

— Billy Connolly

“I panicked. I farted. I shrieked in humiliation.”

— Elle Casey

“The thought occurred to me that she could easily take her knife and slash it though my spine.”

— Alexandra Bracken

“...as jumpy as a fart in a skillet.”

— Smith Henderson

“Zart the fart, you start.”

— james dashner

“And like a fart in the wind, I was gone.”

— Rob Aspinall

“Shit! He's going to hear every little sound I make. What if I fart? Oh my God, I would die.”

— Amy Noelle

“Turning on my heel, I ran back down the corridor as fast as my jellied legs would carry me. My breath came in heaving…

— Bella Forrest

“He pulled me toward him, and all I could do was stand there with arms at my sides and head against his chest. Broken,…

— Jodi LaPalm