Funny life quotes Quote by Nkemjika

Life is not STRAIGHT, so am I!

— Author Name

I think life is easier if you're straight.

— Rosie O'Donnell

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

— Stephanie Miller

For all the boredom the straight life brings, it's not too bad.

— Gus Van Sant

Life is a straight drink - straight pleasure, straight pain, straightforward, one hundred percent.

— Chogyam Trungpa

“To become straight, you have to transform your cock into a phallus, that well-washed instrument of power The asshole can remain dirty, but you've…

— Tony Duvert

For the record, I'm straight.

— Gaspar Noe

If I were thinking straight, I'd take you home right now,

— Becca Fitzpatrick

I just absolutely go for it when somebody says, "No, you can't have this." That's why I spent my entire life sucking off straight…

— Duncan Roy

A life is like a tree if you don't make it straight when its young and green, you'll never do it when it's old…

— Anonymous

I can't think straight, I'm so gay Sometimes I cry a whole day I care a lot, use an analog clock And never know…

— Mary Lambert

When I was growing up all I ever wanted was straight hair as you want to be the same as everyone else but then…

— Vick Hope